What is the theatre but a place for imagining other worlds? A theorist of the stage presents the staged reading of a collection of very brief conceptual performances: prose poems, micro-fictions, and momentary plays, false memories, dreams, and paradoxes, all written in the language of the theatre about the nature of the theatre. Personal reflections and musings accompany these hypothetical worlds, asking how the theatre might be a place for the theoretical to perform and where our imagined events might meet their eventual realization.